Start with a beer, 2, 3 or 4,
Then were downing the absinthe, yet still we want more,
Skin up a doob and pa** that sh** round,
Phone up tha taxi, get me in to town,
Rack up the c**aine, smoke some more mary,
Down some more vodka, far too much vodka,
Taxi turns up and were already f**ed,
Open the window coz I need to sober up, I need to sober up.
Will we ever stop, f**in' our bodies up?
Get kicked out of a club, for gettin' caught rackin' up,
Those f**in' bouncers nicked our stash,
Arguin' the toss 'cos we want it back.