Penny, get yourself in the plan
Look at you, all up in the scene in your sunbeam
I've got you right where I want you now
Penny, keep your feet on the ground
Buying everything that you see, there's no guarantee
I've got you right where I want you now
Host with the most, you came that close to giving me the runaround
Forget what you knew to be true, boy
All that weight will bring you down
Penny, get your teen magazine
Look at you, you think you're so cool playing the fool
I've got you right where I want you now
Penny, get yourself in the plan
Look at you, all up in the scene, you're in flaccid misery
I've got you right where I want you