[verse 1: Pope Francis]
Let me see, let me see, how should I begin
Bless me Mother Earth for I have sinned
It's been 2000 years since my last confession
God hears us when we refuse to question
Am I rich ‘cause I'm smart and handsome?
Or did I sell the future from out my grandsons?
Now I'm wise to your ridiculous math trick
Is climate changing? Is the Pope Catholic?
I know about the cash that you're all after
A fracked up sinkhole is no natural disaster
Greed is an inquisition on all of creation
Spiritual slaves callin' ourselves free agents
Cynical about my Encyclical? I'm lovin' it
No government can overcome our covenant
You never knew the Pope rhymed so well
And all you deniers? I'll see you in Congress