[Intro]
Are you the CEO of Nickelodeon?
How the sh** did you get in here?
Shut the f** up real quick, I have a pitch for the new season of Drake & Josh
[Verse 1]
Drake & Josh Season 5
God damn it's good to be alive
Episode 1, Drake is countin' cash
Josh is smokin' on that hash
All of a sudden, Megan bursts through the door
Her character is replaced by a 30 year old who*e
It came to their shock that she didn't even knock
Here Drake, hold on this blunt
God damn Josh, I hate this c*nt
Megan whispers something into Drake's ear
It's something that he wished he'd never hear
Megan said Josh called her mom a s*ut
He walked in with two thumbs in her bu*t
Drake is pissed, very very pissed
Drake swings at Josh and then he missed
Drake pins him on the ground or so it seems
He looks at Josh, and then he screams
'I'm gonna stick my thumb in your eye'
And then he says 'You're not my real bro, time to die!'
[Chorus]
Drake & Josh havin' a good time
They're gonna change the world, they're gonna get the girl
They're gonna feed the squirrel
Drake & Josh havin' a fine time
They're gonna change the world, they're gonna get the girl
They're gonna go insane
[Verse 2]
Drake & Josh Season 5
God damn it's good to be alive
Episode 2, Josh is takin' a poo
Drake walks in 'Hey bro, what it do?'
Josh is still pissed about Drake kicking his a**
So he rips a turd right out of his a**
Josh flings his sh** into Drake's face
It hit Drake's mouth and he gets a taste
Drake is pissed and he has to get even
He puts his hand in his a** to get even
Drake rips out a real big turd
He sticks it in his mouth, how absurd
Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating sh**
Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating sh**
Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating sh**
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Drake & Josh Season 5
God damn, it's good to be alive
Episode 3, do you wanna hang with me?
Drake you're gonna love what you're about to see
Drake is supposed to meet him behind the house
On the way there he sees a mouse
When he opens that door he gets a surprise
Hello Drake, welcome to your life's demise
Yard is on fire and he hears Megan's screams
This is darker than Drake's wildest dreams
He whips a pistol from between his a** cheeks
And he obliterates fat Josh before he speaks
The ground gives way beneath his feet
And Drake would fall to his d**h that he'd meet
I saw it all happen, it was nuts
I saw them fling the sh** out of their bu*ts
I was the mouse on the way behind the house
My name is Rattatouie and I want you to know
Drake & Josh is my least favorite show
Those motherf**ers just had to go
[Chorus] x 3