[Verse 1]
Started smoking this blunt when I came out of the womb
And I'll stop smoking this blunt when I lay down in my tomb
Not saying I smoke marijuana that often
Just bury me inside a Bob Marley coffin
Hold up, real quick let me hit this blunt
Oh f**, I'm coughing I'm really really coughing
[Chorus]
The government don't know I exist
I smoke my birth certificates
Mom, dad, we had a good time while it lasted
But it's time for me to get blasted
The f** out of my mind, mind
The f** out of my mind
[Verse 2]
Hey mom, shut the f** up real quick
While I take a hit out of this sick bong rip
Do you remember all the times when I used to pee the bed?
Now I can't get the gosh darn weed out my head
It takes about 30 minutes to get between your hips
But only about 2 seconds to light this blunt between my lips
[Chorus] x2
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