When I was a child starin' at the tube
Saw the s**, violence and d**h on news
One day I saw the Duke k** someone
Daddy said, "Don't worry boy, they're just doin' actin' son"
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody to pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please
Doin' as I seen on my TV
I'm just doin' as I seen on my TV
Can I get on the news if I k** my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
Tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbor and I got on "Cops"
All I want is a million from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could grope, shoot and rape and k**
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please
Doin' as I seen on my TV
Doin' as I seen on my TV
I'll even do a p**no flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' as I seen on my TV
Took my girl in a p**no movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that this'd impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody to pay attention to me
I'm a man and I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please
Doin' as I seen on my TV
Doin' as I seen on my TV
Hell, I'll even do a p**no flick, like my hero Rocky did
Doin' as I seen on my TV
I am not aware