Wear purple at my funeral Come funky to my funeral House party at my funeral No churches, no tears Deliver me in a rainbow hearse Say the sermon in reverse Carry me out on roller skates The day that I make my great escape You're all invited To celebrate You're all invited The day that I make my great escape (That's right) Wear purple to my funeral Take acid to my funeral Bring your llama to my funeral too Ex girlfriends? Over my dead body! Deliver me in a rainbow hearse
Say the sermon in reverse Carry me out on roller skates The day that I make my great escape You're all invited To celebrate You're all invited The day that I make my great escape If I should choke on vomit Should a raging fire engulf my home At least I know I'll never go alone Wear purple at my funeral Bring your llama (That's right) You're all invited To celebrate You're all invited The day that I make my final escape Let's get together and celebrate