I saw a sign by a pay phone
It said get in line so I did
The nice cars they drive by fast
s**ing up many gallons of gas
I wish I had a few
In the alley with a box for two
Flashbacks to my old room
Yea I'm sorry about the mess
I think we have a better chance
Rob the place but clean up the mess
The big stars that crash cars and get paid
To say lines and pay fines and get laid
I don't have to look to see that
That place isn't me
Th guitars the money the big shots
Bad cops and charities go by
In the alley with a box for two