(Madison, this is your birthday present. I love you.)
2AM and you hold my hand
Asleep under my jacket and
I drive home, I drive home after the show
Keep my distance, I watch my speed
I use my blinker, I dim my bright lights
The police have different plans for me, tonight
The law abiding citizen becomes the victim
And I'm misreading traffic signs
77 in a 65
I thought it was a 70
My sleepiness is messing me up
Step from the vehicle sir, your driver's license is expired
Driver's license is expired
I'm afraid your driver's license is expired, sir
Mom, I got another ticket
My driver's license is probably going to get suspended