[Intro]:
[Plastic Little]: Anybody got any questions?
[Nerd]: Aww yeah. What's the jump off?
[PL]: What the f** you mean, "What's the jump off?" You see some sh** that's wild that's the jump off
[Nerd]: What's 'whoa'?
[PL]: A f**in' Corvette on the block, two elephants driving s**ing a dude's dick. Suicide doors
[Verse One]
A forty and a blunt, yep that's the jump off
Shorty had a gun in her c*nt
'Bout to shoot at the front of the Chinese shop
s**in' my co*k to some 2Pac, jump off
Throwback, just like apartheid
Or Atari, 2600
Christopher Columbus found it
Y'all try to take it, before he came they were naked
Now, it's, nothing but hip hop
On the block in some brand new flip flops
From JC Penny, Reginald Denny
Make them b**hes say "ho"!
[Verse Two]
Yeah yeah, cop got shot in the his face, that's the jump off
Get laid on your first date, that's the jump off
I got free d** that I found on the rug
I always look cute when I got no loot
sh**, I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off
Thirty story walking man, walking to Milwaukee and
Hear me on that Walkie Talkie, n***a holla back
If Wong got that crack well than n***a I'm that crack
[Interlude]
[PL] Alright you understand that sh** yet?
[Nerd] No, you guys are just rapping so tell me what it is
[PL] f** that rapping. Nah we laid that sh** down like a gla** carpet motherf**er
[Nerd] HUH?!?!
[Verse Three]
I'm the human jump off, check my calf muscles
They three percent helium
You can't see them, I'm up in the ceiling
And I'll burn up your night like great white did
While I torch that sh** like Lisa Lopez
All of y'all n***as is dead, dead
With a dick in your mouth and your tongue pulled out
f** on your belly and a booger down south
[Singing]
Wait in the water
Wait in the water children
Wait in the water
I'm not going to trouble the water
[Verse Four]
Yo, I got a plan
Stickin' these b**hes for they gold and they garments
Shut up, your Gucci and your wallet
Be quiet, I'm sorry your parka's a Starter
I wanted your life or your daughter
[Verse Five]
It's that caviar
??
Soup souffle, creme brulee
Nachos saute and a Chardonnay
Aye, aye, aye, aye
[Verse Six]
Cozy on the first date, that's the jump off
Got that new Bonnie Raitt, that's the jump off
I just did E and I'm givin' n***as hugs
I always look cute, but I've got no loot
sh** I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off
I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off
I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off
I'm the mother f**ing jump off
[Interlude]
[PL] Alright that's it that's the jump off. Get that sh** yet?
[Nerd] NO! Just tell me what it is
[PL] Alright, check it like this. The jump off is when you go to candy store and get a free Tootsie Pop. That's the jump off
[Nerd] Oh that's great!
[PL] Alright your HIV test comes back positive
[Nerd] Oh no
[PL] But chill out. Upon further testing you find out that sh**'s negative. That's the jump off!
[Nerd] That's great news!
[PL] Your dad's in the Russian mafia. That's the jump off
[Nerd] He can beat people up for me
[PL] And your worst enemy's momma, gets k**ed by ninjas at Disney World! That's the jump off!
[Nerd] I love the jump off! I hate Bobby! It's f**ing awesome! I love it. It's great! I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off. I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off
[PL] Yeah, you got a little fire behind that sh** little playa. Yo hold up. Run them sneakers b**h
[Nerd] Oh no. You tricked me