Before you sign my petition
Perhaps you should listen
To what I have to say
(A A O K!)
I believe the English language
Could quite easily manage
Without the letter Q
Don't you?
Sign the petition
Give me permission
Although we may require
Q for quaint and acquire
Perhaps it should retire
(Retirement home)
Fill an endless quarry
With every quiet and quandry
But don't get quarried away
Just Q, not E or F or...
A!