[Hook]
And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my sh** just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the a**holes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
[Verse 1]
She find pictures in my e-mail
I sent this b**h a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that sh**
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
It's a tragedy the power these girls have on me
Once they find out I'm not how they imagined me
They put their f**ing claws in and start dragging me
Through the dirt, like Johnny Cash I'm hurt, this ain't love
Actually, this is love, I couldn't say it more casually
Every girl I f** is just another casualty
So when the tables turn and I get burned
How the hell can I complain about a b**h f**ing about with me?
It's all a game, [?] it's a real f**ing shame we'll never figure it out
But that's the nature of the beast and all its beauty, we can't all be
Vincent Ca**els f**ing Monica Belluccis
Where others fail, someone else will always prosper
Costra nostra, this thing about to fall from the bottom to the top but
They still keep playing to the d**h
So you best run away if you ain't up to the test, girl
[Hook]
[Bridge]
Run away from me, baby, run away
Run away from me, baby, run away
Doesn't have to get crazy, why can't she just, run away?
Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can