Lawrence Tereau is the baddest around
T-cell Cancer better get outta' town
He can box, fight wars, even drive a cab
But he don't have time for no Jibba-Jabb
T doesn't drink or do d** unlike Strife
Had the King Of All Media scared for his life
Not just a tough guy, he's good at making jokes
He even made an appearance with Gary on Diff'rent Strokes
Between Clubber & Rocky, on T I place my bids
America's hero, T does it for the kids