Angus wasn't at all like the other piranha Didn't want to be bad like the normal piranha Never felt comfortable with those evil piranha So he left his home and friends to find some nicer piranha The piranha world! Oh you wouldn't want to live in piranha world The piranha world! No you wouldn't want to live in piranha world It's a bad place to be You wouldn't want to see It's a dark and cold
The piranha world! Very soon Angus learned that there are no nice piranha And he found a friend called Bruno who was a whale not a piranha He now lives in the sea always avoiding other piranha He's the only one if you want to meet a friendly piranha He won't bite no one So you wouldn't have to run He won't bite no one Wouldn't shoot if you gave him a gun