[Intro]
Yeah, PinkOmega
Yeah, PinkOmega
[Hook]
One. bad. chef. in a- kitchen. full of- dough. (Dough!)
Three. bad. b**hes. with their- hands. on the- stove. (Whoop!)
Making. home. movies. with a- hand. full of- stoges. (Stoges...) I'm cooking all the dumplings!
I'm cooking all the dumplings...
[Verse 2]
Motherf**ers wanna act funny
Try to be a man with your nose all runny
Go to Pre-K put your bag in your cubby
Motherf**ing gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk making pre-teens laugh for the money
Act dumb slicker than honey (WHOOPS!)
Rappin' in the kitchen but got no silver spoon
But I feed on the b**hes. (b**hes)
Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown
Girls moan when I come home, dick like an O-zone
Wanna step in the ring?
Just skin and sack of sh**ty meat like dumplings
Boy I don't wear gucci
Still cla**y, but rotten' like blue cheese
We about to make a movie
With a hand held Sony, puffin' on a loosie
Cooking the dumplings all day!
This is the only thing I say when I'm not in my business
Get the f** out of my kitchen
I'm cooking up a storm boy, none of that beef sh**
They say I'm the man in your nightmares
Your girl in the bed screamin' right there
I'm high on the weed and the xanny
I find it uncanny, there's so much poonany
They found me in the lab doing stem cell research, I was tryna grow you some balls
The police came, but I explained bout' your b**hing
Now they wanna pitch in and support the cause
Hate my ways? That's a personal issue
Cus' you think about me, but down the tissues, ew!
Why you still yappin' at me?
Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger?
Are you crying in a stall with a belt and a razor?
Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator? (Uh!...)
Cus' I never heard of your dumba** (nope!)
Go f** yourself in the mouth with a taser (Whoop!)
(Yeah!)
[Bridge]
I'm cooking all the dumplings! (Whoop!)
I'm cooking all the dumplings! (Uh!...)
I'm cooking all the dumplings!
I'm cooking all the dumplings...
[Hook]
One. bad. chef. in a- kitchen. full of- dough. (Dough!)
Three. bad. b**hes. with their- hands. on the- stove. (Whoop!)
Making. home. movies. with a- hand. full of- stoges. (Stoges...) I'm cooking all the dumplings!
I'm cooking all the dumplings...