I don't work but that's ok
I'm gonna get everything my way
I get everything I need for free
I just trade in my family
I traded my wife for a brand new car
I traded my cousin for a good guitar
I traded my dad for a persian rug
I traded my mom for a bunch of d**
I won't go thirsty anymore
I trade my sister at the liquor store
I'm so proud I don't have to steal
If you want my daughter we can make a deal
I traded my cousin for a pair of shoes
I traded my grandma for a bottle of booze
I traded my grandpa for some aftershave
I traded my aunt for an oriental slave
Trading your family...