[Intro]
Hello, this is taxi
Hello, I would like to schedule you to come pick me up, as I am on the prowl for p**y
Very good, I come pick you up now?
That would be much appreciated, I am very, very horny
[Verse]
p**y, p**y, give me that p**y
p**y, p**y, I need that p**y
I eat the p**y, I beat the p**y, I pray to the p**y, I'm gay for the p**y, your Uber is here, now give me the p**y, no cash no credit, now also let me see the p**y
I'm on that prowl for p**y, I need the p**y, I feed the p**y, I keep the p**y, I read the p**y, I clean the p**y, I cream the p**y, I need the p**y, my wife divorced me, and I'm very, very sad, and I'm going through a mid-life crisis
p**y, p**y, give me that p**y
p**y, p**y, I need that p**y
I need to nut, I need to nut, I need to nut, in a nice 'lil p**y, squeeze the titties, touch my willy, and it will get hard, and she will scream
(pa**ionate ad-libs)[?]
[Verse 2]
Indian p**y, Asian p**y, brown p**y, black p**y, white p**y, pink p**y, pastrami sandwich p**y
All kinds of p**y, all kinds of p**y, I love every kind of p**y
I need to nut, I need to nut, I need to nut, right now
I need to nut, I need to nut, I'm gonna bust right now, with consent
[Outro]
Sometimes I play with my willy, and the white stuff come out!