[Chorus]
One bad chef
In a kitchen full of dough
Three bad b**hes with their hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand full of stoges
I’m cooking all the dumplings
I’m cooking all the dumplings
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
Cooking
Cooking
I’m cooking all the dumplings
[Verse]
Motherf**ers want to act funny
Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny
Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby
Motherf**ing gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk? Making preteens laugh for the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!
Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon
But I feed on the b**hes, b**hes
Motherf**ers want to act funny
[Chorus]
One bad chef
In a kitchen full of dough
Three bad b**hes with their hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand full of stoges
I’m cooking all the dumplings
I’m cooking all the dumplings