This girl at another table Started singing "Danny Boy" And staring at me With a mischevous grin Drawing me in with her eyes And then she held me there With her lips Everybody in the cafe laughed Dazed, I walked back To my table and received Some very disturbing news "Good job, dude", Anandi said "You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend" Now I'm in deep sh**, I said to myself That's the worst news I've ever heard I had a bag over my head already, Bleaching my hair, But I pulled it down
A little lower Crazy Horse is the meanest Of the meanest, the leader Of the lowest of the low The St. Paul skins With a bullet hole tatoo On his shaved head And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend Anandi grabbed a napkin She drew a diagram With red lipstick This is how you'll look When he gets through You never should have come In the first place And now the boot boys Are gonna rearrange your face "I tried to warn you", she said "But now you're going back to kiss her again"