I love all aminals but they don't love me back.
i tend to put them in a state of full attack.
You think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat.
Cause they bite me
They try to eat me alive
I get so frightened
I cry
I want a pet so bad I can just taste it
I'd love to walk a dog and not be chased (chased) by it (by it)
You think I'd feed a stray dog and it would love me freely
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat
Cause they bite me
They try to eat me alive
I get so frightened
I cry
Sweetmeat
Sweetmeat
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I can't even take a walk in the great outdoors
Cause suddenly I'm being chased by wild boars.
Squirrels hit me with their nuts.
Raccoons sit there hissing,
The deer they take turns kicking.
The rabbits try to maul me.
The snakes are lisping, lieing,
They're tying me down(x5)
They wrap them selves around my legs
They poison me
They agonize me
The birds are pecking at my eyes,
They rip out all of my hair.
I tell them go on,
have a bite,
Make a pig out of yourself.
I'm made of meat.
And I am sweet.