I am Francesco Vasquez Garcia I am welcome to Almeria We have sin gas and con leche We have fiesta and feria We have the song of the cochona We have brandy and half corona And Leonardo and his accordione And kalamari and macaroni
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Come all you rambling boys of pleasure And ladies of easy leisure We must say Adios! until we see Almeria once again
There is a minstrel, there you see And he stoppeth one in three He whispers in this one's ear "Will you kindly k** that doll for me" Now he has won cochona in the bingo All the town has watched this crazy gringo As he pulls off the dolls head laughing And miraldo! throws it's body in the sea