Slogan slinger, Think tank tactician
Radio wave holy warrior, the dollar donations of
Midwestern widows, will smite all your foes.
Upon newspaper op-ed pieces you bear your evangelical soul
What will you regress to next?
Will you call me n******g lover?
Will you call me communist?
Will you call me a northerner or a heretic?
Today you're a h*mophobe tomorrow you're a slave owner,
But at least now you have the KKK, Fox News, and George Bush on your side
I hope you have some nice beach front property because in 30 years you'll want to bury your head in the sand
What will you regress to next?