Let it be hoisted above a burning horizon of magnetic yellow ribbons
Orchestrated press conferences
Fraternity pledges
Television satellites
Chik-fil-a openings
And country club parking lots
Pledge allegiance to nothing
It's time to voice your discontent
To bring an end to this behavior
No more white hat wearing erections
Sporting studded belts and toby keith mentalities
Will be allowed to choose our adventures
So from every pole
From rafters of high school gymnasiums
Banners in 9/11 parades
And stickers on Cadillac escalades
It's time to raise the bullsh** flag