He's a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of Action,
Doo-be-Doo-be-doo-bah,
Doo-be-doo-be-doo.
He's a furry little flatfoot,
That will never flinch from a frayy-ayy-ayy!
He's got more than just mad sk**s,
He's got a beaver tail and a bill!
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say...
(Chittering noise)
He's Perry!
Perry The Platypus! (You can call him Agent P)
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P)
Agent P!