[Verse 1: MC Majo]
Brodie was new
Yeah he s**ed on poo
He said F U
I called him gay
He Said Yay
I play with my dolls all day
Brodie what the hell
You jumped in the well
You made it smell
Because you thought you saw Adele
Brodie went home
Kicked his mum's gnome
His favourite word was puncake
He also liked dumbflakes
His older brother jimmy
Called himself mini
His bestie's name was called Mason Kinney
He was skinny
Skinny dipping with miss flinney
They loved it alot
They put it up the plot
Then they got hot
By the sun burning there bum
There mum said oohh yumm
Jimmy told his mum
To stop staring at his bum
But his mum
Loved his bubble yum bum
Miss flinney and jimmey
Drank cola rimmy
Now back to brodie
His bestie was ody
Ody stepped on a pebble
Like a rebel
He said ow
I stepped on a cow
But really he stepped on a pebble floowww er
He hated his mum
Man his man his face looked like a bum
This is the bad song in a cheese and bacon bun
So i met this guy called hen
And we became friends
But he stank like my fish tank that i haven't washed in weeks
People come over and according to them im a FREAK!!
Do you think i wanna be that guy
You know the one who can't even eat his own fry
OK wait i watched this new show on TV
About some fighting frogs and some leavies
Leavies vs frogs was funny
And their regeneration was honey
So me and brodie including ody
Smashed thru the gla** for cody
He's free yay he's free
Whoo for brodie and me
OK this is getting ridiculous
These stupid lyrics
And it needs fixing
Yeah stupid lyrics
So why dont i just get to the chorus
Bad song i even get dissed by the florist
On second thought so ive got a pretty life actually
Nuthin much wrong except i can't get maddy
God shes so hot
I wanna drink cola rimmy with her and love alot
You know what just lemme keep dreaming
Cuz I know one day she'll be screaming
You know for me heh not brodie ME ...
OK i lost it lets get back
The devil can sit on a tack
What the hell was that
Random lyrics getting fat
[Hook]
This is the bad song this is the stupidest one
Probably the worst stuff i wrote
This is the bad song this is the stupidest
Probably the worst stuff i wrote
In fact im writing this on a goat
Wait why am i wrting on a goat
[Verse 2: MC Majo
It's MC Majo and hes back for the second verse
He just came back from stealing from a purse
But it wasn't just any old purse let me tell you first
It was his sisters and right now hes mad at her
She just stole his awesome hand-zapper
So hes getting a new one
That will be even more fun
Because the old one was well ... Old
So when he gets her back shes gonna get told
Thats shes gonna wanna try to unfold
MC Majo be happy really happy I suppose
He wants to tell another story for all of you
Hes gotta really old of a pair of a pair of a DC Shoe
He doesnt think Maddy will will want him beacuse of that
Not that its because his uniform is fat
Yep his clothes are 2 sizes too big
And of course there 2 sizes too thick
And in His cla** apparently Emma Loves him
Kiri yelled it out to him but of course he won't be blushing
Because he wants Maddy more than anyone
You Kind of feel sorry for him because he is a lot of fun
But Maddy probably doesnt want go out anyway
She just cares about her friends like Kiri and Dewi
There not her only friends they just came to the top of my head
What the hell this is not a tragic love story when you try to get to sleep in the bed
This is getting boring so lets make it fun
And make sure that ill be six foot one
Taller than ya mum
Bigger than a bum
Like ya Fee Fi Fo Fum
Working out a sum
But your dumb
Dumber than your son
Whos not even in year 1
OK ummma keep rhyming im not done
While I am munching on my bun
You know I have an evil twin who makes me spin when he trys to win
But he can't because he knows he can't beat Finn
Wait what whos Finn im just making stuff up now what the hell
You know evil twin he just fell just before the bell
Right in front where there tryna sell
I dont know is that a girl
Tryna sell pearls while her dog in the back is about to hurl
With a squirrel
Whhooooooo this is fun with a cheese and bacon bun
Its me who's writing this MC Majo
MC Majo you can also call me Philto
That comes from Phil Thompson the name
Who I dont know has the fame
But he won't have the same
You know as me ive got the fame that isnt lame
Like Phil Thompson main
Yep on the step im running out
Of ideas to sprout
For ne to shout of an Alfalfa Sprout
And go to south
Or West thats the best were we get the test
At a speed rugby fest
Better than the rest
While I gotta sore chest
With doctor cessed
I'M MC Majo and im the best
HA!!
[Hook]
[Outro]
HA HA! that was a good one PEACE