[Verse 1: Phil]
You've got your panties in a bunch again
I turn, here comes that s**er punch again
You said that we were through, I needed to be over you
It started with an innocent cup of joe
Now you're hangin' 'round, asking my friends what went down
I'll tell you if you even want to know
[Chorus: Phil]
She had a beautiful apartment, she had a beautiful face
She had a beautiful disposition on every piece of furniture in the place
She had a beautiful apartment with a beautiful view
She had a beautiful mole on her shoulder that reminded me of you
That reminded me of you
[Verse 2: Phil]
You play your games, I won't participate
I'm not a bracelet you just confiscate
You said that we were through, I needed to get over you
I didn't know you'd go and change your mind, I swear
Now you're hangin' 'round, asking my friends what went down
I'll tell you if you even really care
[Chorus: Phil]
She had a beautiful apartment, she had a beautiful face
She had a beautiful disposition on every piece of furniture in the place
She had a beautiful apartment, with a beautiful view
She had a beautiful scar on her forehead, that reminded me of you
That reminded me of...
[Bridge: Phil]
She said, "Come on over."
I said, "I barely know ya."
She said, "Bring your video camera."
I said, "Hell yeah!"
Make it real [x5]
Blow my gasket!
Make it real [x5]
Blow my gasket!
[Chorus: Phil]
She had a beautiful apartment, she had a beautiful face
She had a beautiful disposition on every piece of furniture in the place
She had a beautiful apartment, with a beautiful view
She had a beautiful mole on her shoulder, that reminded me of you
That reminded me of...
Make it real [x5]
Blow my gasket!