[Verse 1: Phil]
Feel like I'm flying solo, I'm totally unknown
Don't get attention much but l like, yeah I like, yeah I like it
I don't do interviews, don't have an 8 by 10
A movie deal is moot but l like, yeah I like, yeah I like it
[Chorus: Phil]
'Cause I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion, air hockey champion
Of the world, of the world
Except for the time I got beat by a girl
[Verse 2: Phil]
I've got a cellular phone, but no one in the address book
And I drive a piece of sh**, but l like, yeah I like, yeah I like it
I'm on this weeks cover of nothing, took out my last 10 bucks
Can I wash your windshield? 'Cause l like, yeah I like, yeah I like it
[Chorus: Phil]
'Cause I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion, air hockey champion
Of the world, of the world
Except for the time I got beat by a girl