(Goldie! Goldie!)
Puppy love, puppy love
Yes, she gave all she had
Not like a brother or sister
More like a mom or a dad
We never asked her, never gave her a choice
Just barked out commands
Sit, stay, don't beg
Stop licking my hands
Those days are gone now
I wish Goldie could come out and play
Goldie's last day, Goldie's last day
If a picture paints a thousand words
There's nothing left to say
Wish you could have been there
For Goldie's last day
She was eleven to you and me
What's that in dog years?
Seventy-seven, that's more than eleven
She outlived her peers
But the talk around town
Is that Goldie has pa**ed away
Goldie's last day, Goldie's last day
If a picture paints a thousand words
There's nothing left to say
Wish you could have been there
For Goldie's last day
We are confident that
This incident was not an accident
(As per our investigation)
Confident that this incident
Was not an accident
We are confident that
This incident was not an accident
(She never missed a vaccination)
The incident was not an accident
Ooh, Goldie's last
Goldie's last day
If a picture paints a thousand words
There's nothing left to say
Wish you could have been there
For Goldie's last day
Wish you could have been there
For Goldie's last day