CHORUS
Some people walk with a wiggle and a woggle and
Some people walk with a bend in the middle and
Some people walk with their toes turning in and
Other people walk with their bottoms sticking out
One p**y cat meiows like another cat
One puppy doggy barks like another dog
But when it comes to people I know
Some walk fast and some walk slow –
But no-one walks the same ‘cos
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Two ladies may have curly moustaches
Two men may both have false teeth and gla**es
Two boys may sing sweet songs in a choir
Two girls may jump and one may jump higher –
But no-one walks the same ‘cos
CHORUS
One hairy leg looks just like another leg
One scrambled egg tastes just like another egg
But when it comes to people I know
Some walk fast and some walk slow –
But no-one walks the same ‘cos
CHORUS