[Verse 1]
It feels like a perfect night...
To beat your ugly face...
Better of the bestest...
(Ah Ah × 2)
[Verse 2]
It feels like a perfect night...
To have a screaming fight...
To fight lots of strangers...
(Ah Ah× 2)
[Pre-Chorus]
Yea...
I'm such a f**ing douche just call me Chris Brown...
Except for that little thing about beating girls...
Tonight's the night when we forget about 'em rent-a-cops...
On the block...
AH AH!
[Chorus]
I don't know about you...
But I'm feeling like a douche...
Don't you dare mess with me now 'cause...
I got that Kung-Fu...
You don't wanna test me...
Or you'll be kinda screwed...
Damn you dare mess with me now 'cause...
Just try and you'll discover...
I'm a douche...
I'm a douche...
[Verse 3]
It feels like one of those fights...
Where you think you'll win...
But you're dead wrong...
I'm gonna f**ing beat you!
It feels like one of those fights...
You think it will be fair...
But then I kick your penis...
I'm such an a**hole...
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm such a f**ing douche just call me Donald Trump...
Except for that little part about being rich...
Tonight's the night when we forget about our lords' name...
Jesus Christ...
AH AH!
[Chorus]
I don't know about you...
But I'm feeling like a douche...
Don't you dare mess with me now 'cause...
I got that Kung-Fu...
You don't wanna test me...
Or you'll be kinda screwed...
Damn you dare mess with me now 'cause...
Just try and you'll discover...
I'm a douche...
I'm a douche...
[Bridge]
It seems like I'm being rude...
You look like a stupid b**h...
It feels like I'm being cool...
You just look like sh**...
Looks like I got some too...
You have some nice b**bs...
I have to touch those...
I have to touch you...
Douche...
Douche...
Du Du Du Du
HEY!
[Chorus]
I don't know about you...
But I'm feeling like a douche...
Don't you dare mess with me now 'cause...
I got that Kung-Fu...
You don't wanna test me...
Or you'll be kinda screwed...
Damn you dare mess with me now 'cause...
Just try and you'll discover...
I'm a douche...
I'm a douche...
[Bridge]
It seems like I'm being rude...
You look like a stupid b**h...
It feels like I'm being cool...
You just look like sh**...
Looks like I got some too...
You have some nice b**bs...
I have to touch those...
I have to touch you...