[Verse 1]
When the world is a monster bad to swallow you whole
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in, throw your trolls out the door
If you're needing inspiration, Philomath is where I go by dawn
Lawyer Jeff, he knows the lowdown, he's mighty bad to visit home
[Chorus]
(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here[x3]
[Verse 2]
When your hands are feeling empty, stick head jumping off the ground round
Tris is sure to shirr the deer out, Brother Ray can sing my song
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Hands down, Calechee bound, landlocked, kiss the ground
Dirt of seven continents going round and round
Go on ahead, Mr. Citywide, hypnotized, suit-and-tied
Gentlemen, testify
If your world is a monster bad to swallow you whole
Philomath, they know the lowdown, throw your trolls out the door
[Chorus]
(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here[x7]