If you want that happy feeling, if you really wanna hit the ceiling
If you want the world to spin, just get those lagers in
Alcohol, you get it in bottles
Alcohol, you get it in cans
Alcohol, you get it on draught
Alcohol, Get it anyway you can
If you've got a broken heart, if your world is falling apart
You can set the world on fire, after thirteen bottles of cider
If you're dying day is near, spend it with a can of beer
When the angels start to call, make sure you've drunk it all