When I see all those poxy posy mods, I want to beat up all the silly sods.
When I see them walking down the street, it makes me puke 'cos they look so neat.
Beat up the mods, beat up the mods ..
I hate Ian Page 'cos he's such a f**ing tit, I wanna re-arrange his face with a building brick.
He wouldn't fight back though I wouldn't care, he'd be afraid to spoil his sh** mohair.
Mums and dads like 'cos they look so smart, but they're just prats and they look the part.
They wear sh** parkas even when its hot, they've got less brain cells than a lump of snot.