I wake up in the morning light, go back to sleep 'cos today is sh**e.
No good at this no good at that, I'm born to live and die a pratt.
Don't wanna be top of the charts, 'cos I don't really look the part.
No, I can't mime and I can't act, who really wants to be a cat.
[Chorus]
...That's it, that's it, I quit, I'm sh** at it .. sh*t, sh*t, sh*t AT IT !
Tried to write a song about love, but Del came 'round so we went to the pub.
No good at this no good at that, I'm born to live and die a pratt.