[Intro: Slick Rick (Scratched)]
Little somethin' like this
[Verse 1: Skoob]
Well I'm the jibber, jabber, jaw like Shabba
Ranks making bank operating like Trapper
John, M-D, yeah, that's what folks tell me
I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby
So there, dear, (ahem,) ya pseudo
Yes I makes the ruckus causing ruckus like Menudo
Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws 'em when I gamble
And when I swings my thing I takes a swing like Mickey Mantle, but um
I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters
Beg your pardon Mr. Keebler but I love Vanilla Wafers
See I got it going on cause of the songs that I write
I got it going on cause my crew's enough hype
Plus I zigs em, I zags em, I brands em, like Zorro
I shop at D'Agostino for a bag of Stella D'oro
Bread sticks, oh yes it's the Books plus three
Of my cousins, Krazy Drayz, A-Blitz and Dee, cause we're
[Chorus: Skoob & Slick Rick (Scratched)]
Just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
[Verse 2: Krazy Drayz]
Yiggidy yes, knocka, I just come like Shaka
Zulu, I pop, like Orville Redenbacher
When I'm proper, I dibbidy-dibble-dabble with my womens
I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons
I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder
I'll jump up and flex make you think I'm Jane Fonda
I shiggidy slam Rico, I'm laid back like Tito
I'm good, gots the wisdom like Mama Montego
Amigo, si puede, yes I can samba
I'm known like Geraldo, sheesh, ay caramba
The jibbidy-jibba-jamba-joe is with the yippidy yowzer
I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser
So cool out, [?], I'll burn you, no jive
I wiggidy wax that scalp like Alberto V-O Five
Diggidy damn right, half pint, I taste great like Bud Light
I'm well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite, cause we're
[Chorus: Krazy Drayz & Slick Rick (Scratched)]
Just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
[Verse 3: Skoob]
Check it, one for the money, two for the show
Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho!
Yep, I got my moms I got my girl I got my friends
In the States I'm making dollars, in Japan I'm making Yens
With the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William
I went to break a s*ut like Donald Trump can break a million
Or zillion, I k**s 'em, I watches All My Children
I'm hard as Plymouth Rock you silly schmuck just ask the pilgrims
I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo
I never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo
Like Chico I'm the man, yes indeed I got the smarts, so
When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Parks, so Tomato, tom-ah-to, baloney, bologna
I use to Fraggle Rock ya, but now I Fraggle stone ya
A loner, I can't swim, I'm lampin' in my hoodie, and I
Get down and boogie-oogie-oogie, cause we're
[Chorus: Skoob & Slick Rick (Scratched)]
Just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
[Verse 4: Krazy Drayz]
I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler than a Calvin
My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin
I'm not your Curt Gowdy but I'm outtie, sayonara
So hit the road, Jack so I can welcome back Kotter
I fliggidy flash the ill sh**, I flips 'em when I get them
I chills with the Books, now I'm paid out the rectum
No comp, I stiggidy stomp em all out like Sasquatch
I'm deep, no sleep I'll make you wanna join Blackwatch
I diggidy drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna
I gave a crew cut to Sinead O'Connor
Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born
Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on
Yes I am, my jibbidy-bibbidy-bid will not end
'Til the diggidy cows come home, take and leave again
Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me
I go from ten to two just like Yvonne Mobley, cause we're
[Chorus: Krazy Drayz & Slick Rick (Scratched)]
Just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic
Cause we're just some men that's on the mic