[Verse 1: Mediumjay]
Mastered the art of personalities
Personally I have 36 different realities
But I keep going as the day is long
My mind keeps going to what is drawn
I'm looking for a cute sound
I hear rabbits footsteps all sound I drown
Breaking Backs, just to get back up
I got it, But I gotta pay mike back f**
I'm so broke it's a gamble when I buy a bag of peanuts, With my credit card
But I f** yo girl in the a** so hard, she gets hiccups
Bursts one liter of seamen mixed out with breast milk from the d-cups
I snort that up, used it to chop up
A Rabbi and a priest walk in in all black
Ahh f**
[Verse 2: Mr. Derksen]
I beat my family in the back of the Camry
Assault and battery, when they try to battle me
I do this to toughen them up, It's necessary
I'm parked outside of my sons elementary
Waiting for recess beating his head in
Slapped him upside the head, the principle came and stepped in
He said for your abuse your going to pay dire consequences
So I slapped him with enough force he wouldn't talk again
Put him in the walls of Jericho he couldn't walk again
Had brain damage little comprehension
My Dad beat me that's why I don't take no-sense
[Verse 3: Pete Darranger]
Pete Darranger, Y'all staring at curves
I slice the trachea of your daughter you'll never learn
Your Brittney, I'm Kevin Federline
Your in love, and I'm just pretendin'
I'm in that car that you've just rear ended
Bout to sue and win a major sentence
Married to marijuana and I'm finishing
Hooks caught up and I'm done fishing
[Verse 4: Max Payne]
Max Payne, Bout k** em again
I already told you none of you n***as are my friends
I have none, I don't need em
Your internal organs keep bleeding
Salt shaker, Salt and pepper
Pour it into the wounds of your step son
My dick is your girls deadly weapon
Of ma** destruction , She gets the steppin'
Tote the smith n wesson, aimed at yo forehead
Part time fellon, full time coke-head
Do a drive-by on a f**in' moped
Dig in yo pockets just to get mo bread
[Verse 5: Luis V.]
Luis V., I hate new school rap
f** it, We bringin' that old school back
Heart attack from my cardiac
Stuff your dead body in a Pontiac
Drive off in a Jag, I don't mean to brag
But back in my day we used to beat a f*g
Back in my day we didn't have computers
Back in my day we didn't have these tutors
Back in my day there were rules don't be foolish
Back in my day we got hit if we were stupid
That'll make em learn, Watch em burn
Cause stupid people keep breeding on this earth
Luis V.:Bridge
Back In the day We got Hit if we were stupid
Nowadays teachers won't touch student with some rulers
I'm riding round town with a Ruger
This that old 19 Snoop cuz
Cousin, Sister, Mother
[Verse 6: Mediumjay]
Brother, other, other wised specified n***a
I'm always high and uplifted n***a
I be just doing it like it's explicited
All ready know I'm adjusting
I'm adjusting my seat, Y'all ready know I flow in with the beat
If you don't, Y'all probably eating Spaghettios
I'm seeing your ho, And I'm poppin' these Cheerios
Droppin', Toppin', Loppin', Floppin', Chris Boshin'
n***a I'm the topic, I'm the topic
You just watch it, I'm like the Sasquatch
Your always trying to find a no clear picture
No clear picture, I'm lighting up a swisher
Too much smoke, You can't tell what I've wrote
And what I've didn't, What I have didn't
What I have did not
It don't really matter the incomplete sentences
Always to mention, Don't really know
But I got your attention, Carly Rae Jepsen
Get at me, Get at me
I'm so horny, you would make me so happy
[Verse 7: Pete Darranger]
Pete Darranger, I am an athlete
When it comes to the track meets
I just run laps round these b**hes
In their minds, I just go hard with their wishlists
Gifts I just keep on givin'
Gift givin', I'm just livin'
Always hittin', Up these women
Like I'm tryna, really get with em
Really get with em, But I neglect em
I neglect em, I disrespect em
And they come back to me cause I'm so handsome
It's a stick up, Get those hands up, Chyea
[Verse 8: Max Payne]
Max Payne, Bout to bring the pain
Got yo b**h and there's no gain
No gain, just Rogaine
She's Baldin', what the f**
I had her stuck, Had her stuck
And ran up on her Mamma
Gave the dick to both
And it don't really matter cause they were givin' me hope
sh**'s so good, b**h don't ever drop the soap
Give you the best wood, Give you the best wood
Ya I'm like Clint Eastwood
In the woods, Forrest
And even before the chorus
I'm a let Luis V. get in
Cause he's the man that really knows my pain
[Verse 9: Luis V.]
Luis V., I'm really pissed off
Cause a lot of n***as don't like the rap
Nowadays and their saying they'll get blazed
They get blazed and get high
What the f**, We taught that
Originated it, Stimulated, penetrated an Asian
Luis V., Don't get this bad publicity
Cause back in the day it was segregated argh
This beat's being penetrated, Argh
Argh, Argh, Argh, Argh
Luis V. Luis V. Luis V
@MaxPainCL: Max Payne
@PeteDarranger: Pete Darranger
@MrDerksen1: Mr. Derksen
@Mediumjay: Mediumjay Ahh. Yeah