There's a lot of competition
Round the world today
And 'cause I'm scared for my position
I keep my darlin' stashed away
I give her lots of greasin'
And she loves me up real good
We're like the happiest people
In our neighbourhood
Just remember this
And you'll never look a fool
Don't take your fish to the swimming pool
Used to be my big ambition
To have some really flashy stuff
That everyone would hit on
I could never get enough of that
But I put her in a dolls house
And showed her off to all my friends
Now she's living out in Malibu
Where the rainbows never end
You may get your wish
But here's the golden rule
Don't take your fish to the swimming pool
Now my s** drive's been cemented over
The hair has fallen from my lead
But I'm living out my life in clover
'Cause I got myself a robot woman instead
(She's a lot more scenic
And a lot more hygienic
And a lot less aggro...)
Now I'm right out of condition
Working for my baby all the time
I'm out of ammunition
But what I've got is really mine
Nobody can take her from me
And there ain't nobody knows
We just stay in all night together
That's the way love grows...
You will lose your dish
And you will blow your entire cool
So don't take your fish to the swimming pool