First off - let me make a short introduction
I'm the space 5.0, keeping EVE from destruction
Guard is the name, Lead master of the game
Top dog in the game master hall of fame
I'm chillin' at my desk with two girls and one pimp cup
Sippin' champagne, reading mails checkin' what's up
Isk spamming scum bags disturbing the peace?
Woop woop, it's the sound of space police!
Every day is a fight, there's no room for bloopers
Bugs coming at us like in Starship troopers