[Verse 1]
Hands in the air, the cholo
Middle finger up scream YOLO
Burrito giving me munchies
My buddies acting like monkeys
When I go to lace their weed
They wake up with an an*l bead
I go to eat a chunky enchilada
While f**ing Breaunna and her mama
And smoking some sh**ty marijuana
I go to a park in Botswana
Dick in an iguana, I'm a Mexicano
I cross the border, ya know?
[Hook]
It's the revenge of the Cholo
Hands in the air, the cholo
Middle finger up, scream YOLO
It's the revenge of the Cholo
[Verse 2]
Pull up in the drive-thru
Sombrero soaked in goo
In a ballin' lowrider
Take my blunt and lighter
Order a piña colada
Roll over a bystander
b**h, you spill my drink
I hate every f**ing chink
Take out my cinnamon co*k
It's a Churro, so just s**
Get the cream filling, you know
If you're willing
I decide to pork my ho
She then says no
Turns out, she my cousin
Now my family's fuzzing
Move back to Mexico
Name the kid Tobacco
f** you, el Americano
You f**ing gringo scum
Now drink up my cum
Chalupa!
[Hook]