My name is Dave and--
My--my name is David and
I've got a hat the size of Oklahoma
And I've got shoes that look like Florida
And I've got a coat that is like California
I got shoes that jingle-jangle-jingle
I got shoes that... um... spurs on the feets and
Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!
W-w-whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
W-whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie--whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie... ti!)
I guess I'm just a lonesome problem guy!
Whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie... Ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie! Whoopie! Whoopie! Whoopie! Whoooa!
I'm just having it
The gra** leaning out the...
The gra** messy plains
Nothin' like my favorite thing
Halfway over them all
In an aeroplane
Highway? I've never been there
Gets up, gets up
I see long eyes gleaming
I hear a tiny voice singing
"Arise, arise the giggle gra**
And praise be on the newlywed!"
I hear prairie dogs laughing
I sat on a sunbeam pa**ing
I saw some prairie dogs laughing
Pigs and corn and corn and pigs and pigs and corn and corn and pigs and pigs and pigs and corn and corn and pigs and huh?