Yo..check it out
One time for ya' mizzle...
(banter)
Old English 800, or the Genuine Draft
Livin' the High Life but Steel Reserved when it's bad
You can say I have a problem but I say they help me solve 'em
Drinkin' 40s wit' my n***a dog and all the dudes who bought em
It seems I have evolved in to this party animal
I be drunk and talkin' sh**, while you pricks take it light
Get off the mic and let me babble 'bout the days of old
When I was young ya didn't know ice teas could be so cold
All I knew was colors..and that stuff my mom made
Nowadays I drink just like it's the purple kool aid
Bro go easy on the ice and add a little more smirnoff
So by the time I reach the bottom I can be clear off
Dont thitnk it's 'bout to end I say it's 'bout to begin
Take off my shirt, show my belly, offend a few of my friends
Ask Kid Lex we be doin' the most on Melrose with a 5th in hand, yellin' at hoes
And ain't gettin' no play from the ladies who pa**
sh**, we're drunk, breath stinkin' without a inch of cla**
And that's alright with me, cuz baby I'm the Big Mac
{Went over to McDonald's}, I'm 'bout to cop a fat sack
Cause n***as be like "Every time I see you K, you drunk."
Remarks like that will get 'em judged as a punk
You ain't Crunk, buddy I'll take your latest hip-hop money
Divide it wit' my friends so we can all get funny
Keep your thoughts to yourself, cuz on the real cousin', I'm buzzin'
Tell your peoples I'm a muthaf**a..case they thought I wasn't
Mom said: "Chill out..or watch your life go down"
Saw what happened to a friend, well it won't happen again
And I promise: most functional, this bottle here's my petrol
Force field for the unreal...I got no time to k**
Plus..the first time I took a nip I didn't sip
Couple of wine coolers took exactly what it was
What a buzz! Had the young Double stone-knocked-out
Like a s**a who stepped and posed a threat when I went
You can call me what you want: A damn drunk or a fool
But I'm the first to pa** out and make the sh** look cool
Incidents like that are few like the brew zima or tequiza
That's for women...somebady pa** the gin and powerade
Yo it's also time to drink..get off the track
I'mma chill with my buddies and toss a few back...