[Intro]
It's J-Bankrollz
Coming with another one
For the fans man
This one's a true bomb
Eh
Eh
[Verse 1]
Just got through this pizza, I'm still on my final munch
Some cooky band come up, signalling end of lunch
I'm like, “I just finished this meal, it's time for math already?”
“You'd better be lying, or someone's getting punched.”
Unfortunately it was true, so I got up and traced the path
That takes me from the Learning Commons up to math
At least that cla** is easy, and I know that I can relax
For me, mathematics daily is like taking a bath
Music stops, we're late, I'm running like Jack Reacher
Come through the door at 30 MPH to face the teacher
Tried to lighten the mood, so I offered her a feature
She wasn't having it, even called me creature
I'm sitting there philosophical, trying to ponder hate
Soon as lecture's over, leave my desk and conversate
Luckily for me, it's time for a [privacy] story
If I brought my charm with me it might even be gory
[Hook]
Eh, that's an average Aberhart afternoon
Talking to DC, I've never seen a dafter spoon
Eh, that's an average Aberhart afternoon
Talking to DC, I've never seen a dafter spoon
[Verse 2]
There goes the bell, time for the doctor and chem
Sitting here wondering if this is any better for them
Five minutes into cla**, and I'm uber it, call a cab
Because we were just informed we're doing another lab
That's the third one this week, is that even legal?
But this a dictatorship, the doctor's regal
I didn't have an option, so I went to get the flask
And I pulled up the procedure from D2L, what a task
It was just that it was long, it wasn't even intricate
Compounded by the fact that we had to do five replicates
Like damn, these esters sure do make stench
Now Jeremy spilled one all over the lab bench
There goes the music and I dip straight out of cla**
Everybody knows that Jordan's got lockers to pa**
Some people need to know the meaning of fear
So before I leave catch bus, I stare when I get near
[Hook]
Eh, that's an average Aberhart afternoon
Talking to DC, I've never seen a dafter spoon
Eh, that's an average Aberhart afternoon
Talking to DC, I've never seen a dafter spoon