you got drunk
drunker than you'd ever been
you hailed a cab and pa**ed out cold
before you told the driver where to go
so he drove you around chicago
you woke up sicker than you'd ever been
you threw up and sh** the bed
and there was no one there to clean you up
and the room was spinning all around
make a fist and take a deep breath
close your eyes and count to ten
just keep swinging 'til you're over it
the mess you left had got you feeling pretty bad
but she is a maid i guess that's what she gets paid for