We have created a system
A system of pure liberty
A system that will never fall
Because it is the greatest system of them all
Welcome to the end of history
The rich rule
And the rest get one day
To pick their rich ruler
Some call it plutocracy
We call it capitalist “democracy.”
It's the most efficient order
It's the natural way
We have attained freedom
Absolute freedom
For the predator to feed on the prey
Freedom for the privileged over all
And we will defend this privilege
By any means necessary
If we have to crush the ungrateful barbarians
So be it
We will call up our monetary mercenaries
We will send in the loans and the guns and the military
This is what happens when they
Try to a**ert themselves
We'll bring them democracy
Whether they like it or not
They'll invest in the chain industry
Or else
We're bringing them democracy
At the point of a gun
We're bringing them democracy
At the tip of a bomb
And by “democracy” we mean capitalism