Have you heard the news
The revival's comin'
Reverend Horton Hoot is in town
All the folks gonna grab their money
Just to lay it down, lay it down
Now she's gettin' all excited
And I wanna be part of the plan
But my own pants are wet
For another piece of honey
And that man I can't stand so...
Somebody come down and save me
Ain't got time for you sister
No, singin' hallelujah
Someone pitched a tent
To talk about Jesus
Well I'm a full blown sinner
Snake-eyed motherf**er on patrol
With a flower in his hand
Outstretched lover on a bed
Tryin' to make the plane land
Navigation control is runnin' under
So she thinks she's gonna crash
Lights are flashin' down the runway
But she's still comin' in too fast so...
Buy into my sermon, buy into my sermon
Yeah gimme all your cash
Buy into my sermon, buy into my sermon
Yeah, gimme all your stash
I want your money
All your money