My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile
In my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Don't change a hair for me;
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine
Stay little Valentine...
Stay little Valentine...
Stay...each day...is Valentine's Day