[Verse 1]
Sure I don't drink so you might think that I ain't never gone
But when my song comes on, I dance like I'm wasted
I dance like I'm wasted
I might be stupid but I'm far from being crazy doe
But when I hit that floor, I dance like I'm wasted
I dance like I'm wasted
No degrees of separation between my feet and bathroom floor
Suddenly I'm Kevin Bacon and it's 1984
[Chorus]
You know it's on tonight and you're gone tonight
You got a lot of people telling you lies (you lies)
You're gone tonight and that's alright with me
[Verse 2]
So now I'm sippin' on this Fanta all up in my cup
'Cause I find beer quite yuck but I dance like I'm wasted
I dance like I'm wasted
And I've been literally just eating Hi-Chew all day long
The strawberry lingers on, so come here and taste it
Girl come here and taste it
Nah f that
Vous ne trouverez jamais un gars qui a une faible estime de soi
Mais si vous êtes à la recherche de l'homme parfait: c'est moi
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Where are all my sentimental girls who like Vampire Weekend and picnics in the park
Sentimental girls who don't talk 'bout dick size 'cause that sh*ts kinda yuck
Sentimental girls who don't have no Tinder and have good taste in art
Sentimental girls who don't watch 'Miranda' 'cause that show s**s so hard
Nelson girl. You're just a Nelson girl
Spoiled little Nelson girl. Man I love these Nelson girls
[Chorus x2]