Now's the time to kiss me
Cause tomorrow you'll dismiss me
And next week will be too busy
And life will fill the holes
And now's the time to bite me
Cause tomorrow you'll just fight me
And I'll slag you, and you'll slight me
We're revert to our new roles
And I might be a useless prick
But I feel ugly, old, and thick
In any other mirror but you
In any other mirror but you
Let's let the dishes sit there
And forget the filthy high chair
So much needs done I don't care
Forget it for an hour
Let's not stand and bicker
Just drop everything and snicker
When I say that means your knickers
Don't give me the glower
We might not like some words we say
But I feel awkward, fat, and grey
In any other mirror but you
In any other mirror but you
I don't want new eyes to see me
Or a younger face to free me
I just want us how we should be
Without the gripes or grouch
So forget our little dramas
And slip out of those pijamas
Just unbu*ton all your armour
And get down on the couch
I might not be the greatest guy
But I feel stupid, worn, and shy
In any other mirror but you
In any other mirror but you
In any other mirror but you