[Verse]
Well, flying across the desert in a TWA, I saw a woman walking in the sand
She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay to meet a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
Way back in history three thousand years, in fact ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears over a brown eyed handsome man
A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man
Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful la**, she had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match to win a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy was, a brown eyed handsome man
Well, a two, three the count with nobody home he hit a high flyer into the stand
A rounded third he was a-heading for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game, It was a brown eyed handsome man
It was a brown eyed handsome man