Pathetic Underdogs
I'm in love with my guitar, but she don't cry too much
My wife lives on a flying saucer
I'm all haggard bent and broke but I'm in better shape then Dutch
I been to Harlem but I ain't jokin'
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We are pathetic underdogs
We are perverted and entertainment starved
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Break up with me at the museum in the neo-renaissance
I always hated that exhibit
How'd 15 minutes add up to something and turn into 7 months
If your sister could put up with what
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We are pathetic underdogs
We are perverted and entertainment starved
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We are frightened of certain ideas
We never read paragraphs
We never read encyclopedias
We only saw photographs
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Guitar Solo
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You're encouraging a destructive quotient disguised as a woman's touch
Every instinct is an action frozen
If there was a dive bar open to take care of us
I'd have 2 vodkas with extra olives
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We are pathetic underdogs
We are perverted and entertainment starved
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We are frightened of certain ideas
We never read paragraphs
We never read encyclopedias
We only saw photographs
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We are your children so take care of us
Right in to shape kick our a**.